Troll night in Canada, Giwer Matt

In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] wrote:

>This sounds like a pretty good troll attempt. The Giwer-troll says it is up
>to the people who claim there were gassings to prove that the gassings did
>not occur. [!!]

Howie Meeker: “The refs only came up with 1.1, 1.2, 0.8, 0.7, 0.5
and 0.9, and I must agree. That’s a bare 0.875 – well below the
2.1’s that this guy would score in his prime. The guy’s washed up.”

Announcer: “And now back to Troller Night in Canada, brought
to you by Labatt’s…. before our break, the Troll had taken a
quick shot from his hiding place behind the net, and said:”

“As I not presentee the ‘proof’ correct or not, that you
claim I have, what in the hell are you talking about?”

Announcer: “McFee made the save, almost as a matter of bored
routine, with a stick to the midriff:”

“No English translation available of this gem. In German
however, it runs, ‘azwsqawedeswsaw”, arghhhhh……’.”

Howie Meeker: “Actually, Mr. McFee, it is only your limited
knowledge of Giwerundean that leads you to conclude no
English translation is available.

“‘Presentee’ is standard Post Hootch G. It’s use is similar to
the English ‘puree,’ but far more specific, dealing as it does
_only_ with gifts offered. In short, Giwerundeans cannot conceive
of being gifted with anything that they cannot drink, and ‘presentee’
is simply an elixir made from anything offered.

“What the specimen has said, therefore, is that he has not yet
been able to drink the stuff because no one has given it to
him yet, and he is damed angry about it. He may presentee his
sister’s cat, and drink it instead, even if tortable.”

Mr. Giwer is, as far as I can determine, a troller whose only
interest is in causing fights. While he can sound superficially
plausible, he has lied about what has been said in exchanges (while
accusing others of lying), refused to document claims, pretended not to
see posts which contain documented refutation of his claims (even when
they have been emailed to him), engaged in actual libel, and generally
conducted himself with such complete lack of intellectual and factual
integrity that there seems to be no point in taking the time to read and

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