[email protected] Daniel Kere wrote:
>Testimony of SS-Obersturmfuehrer Franz Hoessler
>[Quoted in “The Belsen Trial” – Edited by R. Phillips, William Hodge
>and Company, 1949, p. 714-715]
>Everyone in the camp knew about the gas chamber at Auschwitz, but at
>no time did I take part in the selection of prisoners who were to go to
>the gas chambers and then be cremated. Whilst I was there selection of
>prisoners for the gas chambers was done by Dr. Klein, Dr. Mengele and
>other young doctors whose names I do not know. I have attended these
>parades, but my job was merely to keep order. Often women were paraded
>naked in front of the doctors and persons selected by the doctors were
>sent to the gas chamber.
>I made many complaints to Hoess about the way people were being sent to
>the gas chamber, but I was told it was not my business.
M: Well, what you got?
W: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon,
sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam,
sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam,
spam, egg and spam; (vikings start singing in background) spam,
spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Vikings: Spam, spam , spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.
W (cont): or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served
in the purple salm manor with chalots and overshies, garnashed with
truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there’s spam, egg, sausage and spam. That’s not got
much spam in it.
Wi: I don’t want any spam!
M: Why can’t she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wi: That’s got spam in it.
M: It hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has
Wi: (over vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and
sausage without the spam then?
Wi: What do you mean ech! I don’t like spam!
V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam….etc
Wa: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can’t have egg,
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wi: I don’t like spam!
M: Sh dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it. I’m
having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam,
spam, spam and spam. (starts vikings off again)
V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam…etc
Wa: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
M: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?
Wa: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam, spam, and spam?
V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam…etc…spam, spam, spam! (in harmony)
From: [email protected] (Matt Giwer)
Subject: Re: SS-Obersturmfuehrer Franz Hoessler Testifies About Auschwitz
Date: Sat, 06 Jul 1996 06:28:13 GMT
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