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Hoo-boy!!! Another sample of Giwerundean: late-hooch period too!
[email protected] (NotThisis4 Aforgery) writes:
> Typical jewish scum repeats lies for the only purpose of promoting
>lies.
It has been noted that Giwerundean speakers tend to project their own
inadequacies onto others, so a possible translation of the above could in fact
mean:
: Typical Giwer scum repeats lies for the only purpose of promoting
:lies.
Giwer was replying to Yale Eideiken, who is an honest man, so I suggest
that the speaker of Giwerundean was indeed projecting.
> A jew liar repeats jew lies.
Again, I suggest that the speaker is projecting, so the above sentence
should be read:
: A Giwerundean liar repeats Giwerundean lies.
> You are a disgrace to your race, if is, if you are or not not atheist.
Here we see an unusual feature of Giwerundean: a verb tense for the
express purpose of talking nonsense. But first, the projection must be dealt
with:
: I am a disgrace to my race, if is, if I am or not not atheist.
The first question prompted by this quote is what does “if is” refer
to: a milicious object? (Possible, given the noted Giwerundean interest in such
matters.) But what is the object in question supposed to be? Recent research
into Giwerundean linguistics reveal a possible clue: in the Giwerundean Saga,
the hero is in search of a `milicious object’ whilst being pursued by the
Marduk and being ejected by various hosts with which the hero had lodged.
(These hosts are often called “Eye-ess-pees” in the saga.) In a fit of despair,
the hero sings a mournful song questioning the existence of milicious objects.
The lament is interrupted by his latest host, who ejects him on the grounds of
impersonating someone else. (The hero is not terribly good at disguise.)
The lament includes the words “if is”, which lends credence to the
following translation:
: I am a disgrace to my race, even if the milicious object exists – which
:now I doubt, if I am or not not atheist.
Thanks to Joel Rosenberg, the milicious object of the saga has been
identified as a mildewey gym-sock, so the translation can read thus:
: I am a disgrace to my race, even if the mildewey sock exists – which
:now I doubt, if I am or not not atheist.
The second mystery surrounds the “if I am or not not athiest”, which is
a phrase not seen in other scribblings of the period. However, as experts in
Giwerundean agree, clarity is not always the aim of speakers of Giwerundean,
nor is every phrase significant. Thus, the following is a likely translation:
: I am a disgrace to my race, even if the milicious object exists – which
:now I doubt.
> You are a scum stereotypical jew liar.
Here, the speaker is clearly projecting again:
: I are a scum stereotypical Giwerundean liar.
Here is the proposed translation in its entirety:
: Typical Giwer scum repeats lies for the only purpose of promoting
:lies.
: A Giwerundean liar repeats Giwerundean lies.
: I am a disgrace to my race, even if the mildewey sock exists – which
:now I doubt.
: I are a scum stereotypical Giwerundean liar.
Derek
Read the information the Giwer-troll fears:
https://nizkor.org/hweb/people/g/giwer-matt/
https://nizkor.org/hweb/people/g/giwer-matt/lies/lie-openly-admitted.html
https://nizkor.org/hweb/people/g/giwer-matt/index-lies.html
https://nizkor.org/hweb/people/m/mcvay-ken/put-up-shut-up.html
https://nizkor.org/hweb/people/g/giwer-matt/plagarized-01.html
https://nizkor.org/ftp.cgi?people/g/giwer.matt/antisemite
https://nizkor.org/ftp.cgi?people/g/giwer.matt/net-abuse/
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