Cheap scotch typing, Giwer Matt

On 24 Aug 1996 12:46:44 -0700, [email protected] Ken McVay OBC
wrote:

In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] (Yale F. Edeiken) wrote:

[to blackmore]

> “re-obviate to my mind”?

>Before you start interpreting something written in German, why don’t

>you try to learn your own language.

As always, Nizkor stands ever ready to help:
#https://nizkor.org/giwerundean-lesson.cgi [broken link1]

You, Sir, are being entirely self-serving in an attempt to increase
the hits on your server.

The mechanisms of Giwerundean are easily understood if one merely has
they key.

Since my Cray is already forfeit for revealing your connections to the
1.2 Billion FC ™ conspiracy, I have nothing to lose.

To understand the mechanics of Giwerundean one must imagine oneself
setting at ones computer in ones underwear with ones right hand
tightly wrapped around the neck of a (cheap) bottle of scotch and
typing entirely with the left hand with chin uptilted.

If one wishes to translate Giwerundean one needs only to imbibe said
(cheap) bottle of scotch (while setting in underwear). As one reaches
the bottom of said bottle there will be a few short moments when the
meaning of Giwerundean becomes perfectly clear.

I realize the release of this information will likely end the chances
of my ever obtaining a ZOG decoder ring but I could not continue to
allow the participants in alt.revisionism to think that the mastering
of Giwerundean required years of study or spending their hard earned
shekels paying online time to access your server when the answer was
as near as their nearest liquor store.

Can you ‘inger’ that?

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On 24 Aug 1996 12:46:44 -0700, [email protected] (Ken McVay OBC)
wrote:

#In article <[email protected]>,
#[email protected] (Yale F. Edeiken) wrote:

#[to blackmore]

#> “re-obviate to my mind”?

#>Before you start interpreting something written in German, why don’t

#>you try to learn your own language.

You, Sir, are being entirely self-serving in an attempt to increase
the hits on your server.

The mechanisms of Giwerundean are easily understood if one merely has
they key.

Since my Cray is already forfeit for revealing your connections to the
1.2 Billion FC ™ conspiracy, I have nothing to lose.

To understand the mechanics of Giwerundean one must imagine oneself
setting at ones computer in ones underwear with ones right hand
tightly wrapped around the neck of a (cheap) bottle of scotch and
typing entirely with the left hand with chin uptilted.

If one wishes to translate Giwerundean one needs only to imbibe said
(cheap) bottle of scotch (while setting in underwear). As one reaches
the bottom of said bottle there will be a few short moments when the
meaning of Giwerundean becomes perfectly clear.

I realize the release of this information will likely end the chances
of my ever obtaining a ZOG decoder ring but I could not continue to
allow the participants in alt.revisionism to think that the mastering
of Giwerundean required years of study or spending their hard earned
shekels paying online time to access your server when the answer was
as near as their nearest liquor store.

Can you ‘inger’ that?