(Len Loomack is the spiritual father of Matt Giwer. His favorite
publication was the Phoenix Liberator, a publication channeled
from the brain of Commander Hatoun of the Pleaides Galaxy. They’re
all white out there.)
In loving memory of Stephanie Brumlik
“I decided that it’s a little too quiet in here so I’ve taken the
liberty to compose a couple of appropriate songs for this TOPic.
Let’s all have a sing-a-long!
“This goes to the tune of a Gilbert and Sullivan tune – from
_Patience_ and the song is ‘The Heavy Dragoon.’
“If you want a recipe for that venomous mystery,
‘The Phoenix Liberator,’ here’s what you do:
Take all the remarkable fascists in history,
Rattle them off to a tune you once knew:
“The pluck of von Ribbentrop thinking of victory,
Shrewdness of Hitler devising a plan,
The wisdom of Jodl (which sounds contradictory)
Coolness of David Duke praising the Klan.
The hatred of Streicher, who thought Jews his enemy,
Reichsfuehrer Himmler designing the van,
Overweight Goering, indulging in gluttony,
Faurisson hating the Jews to a man.
A dash of Herr Heydrich, with all of his underlings,
Narrative power of Hess and his blunderings,
Keitel and Warlimont, Bormann and Frank,
Runstedt and Rommel and those of his rank –
“Take of these elements all that is fusible,
Melt them all down in a pipkin or crucible,
Set them to simmer in a very large drum,
And you’ll have Len Lomaak – for he is the scum!
“Chorus:
“Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
And you’ll have Len Lomaak – for he is the scum!
“If you want a receipt for this pseudo-historian,
Borrow a book on the Reich (if you can),
The arrogant pride of a valedictorian
Cursing the Jews at the U. of Iran.
A smack of Joe Stalin, his murderous politics,
Benito’s swagger when he took Milan.
Then Mao Tse Tung’s dogma and communist rhetoric
Science of Mengele as he began.
The genius strategic of Manstein or Kesselring,
Rosenberg’s speeches in which he’d say anything,
Flavor of Ilse, the Bitch of the camps,
Little of Stangl, who worked at the ramps.
The Beast of Belsen, Herr Kramer, I guess,
Eicke and Goebbels and Seidel and Hoess:
“Take of these elements all that is fusible,
Melt them all down in a pipkin or crucible,
Set them to simmer in a very large drum,
And you’ll have Len Lomaak – for he is the scum!”
(Originally appeared on GEnie, Category 24, Topic 27, Message 108,
Tue Jan 26, 1993, POOH.BAH at 01:03 EST)
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Subject: Best of Pooh Bah: The Phoenix Liberator
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