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From: dmittleman@bpavms.bpa.arizona.edu (Daniel Mittleman)
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Subject: So it's poetry week here at a.r, is it?
Date: 24 Apr 1996 17:22 MST
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The Raving 

Once upon a usenet newsgroup, there I read and pondered news poop
Regarding half a century's past momentous act of genocidal war -
While I looked on, carefully reading, suddenly there came a heaving
As of someone disbelieving - disbelieving this act of war.
"'Tis some innocent," I muttered, "disputing these facts of gore -
                          Only this and nothing more."

But to my amazement followed, postings saying the facts were hollow
Claiming false the documented facts of genocidal war -
Now they may just catch some napping, posting the most effusive crapping
Relentlessly they keep on yapping -  yapping their mostly noxious bore
"Tis a simpleton," I muttered, "yapping his mostly noxious bore.
                          Selling hate, and nothing more."

Milton Kleim and Jeffrey Roberts, nihilistic looneys exhort,
While Lester/Sylvie, Alex Baron and some other moranic bore
Mutter explicits about their rigii and ramble on ungrammatically
Posting manifestos of unsupported racist Aryan gore.
While Matthew Giwer posts real piggy - squealing trolls so hard to ignore, 
                          Pushing lies and spewing noir.

The leaders of this tepid movement are sparse and vague and rarely comment,
They have learned that usenet's a forum that they are best to ignore.
But ego's such as Gregory Raven, come down from their safer haven
To contribute postings for which responses they will ignore.
"Show me one," Greg says of gassings, "show me one gas chamber door."
			 Though he's been shown them many times before.

This brings us to our favorite H*ber, anti-semite, asshole t*ber
A writer who has blessed us with much puerile unsupported lore.
The most amazing post submitted, argued Nazis should be acquitted,
As the Holocaust was only an imaginary war.
He said, "The Holocaust was only an imaginary war.
			 It was this and nothing more."

Now conveniently this ass recanted, it turns out his truth was slanted
This H*ber said "you deserved what you got" during the war.
And he professed the they are not through, that also "there will be an Act II"
As the Jews, he said, deserve to die again just like before.
This asshole thinks that Jews should die just like before.
                         Quoth this H*Ber, "Never! More!"


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