From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Sep 5 10:20:43 PDT 1996 Article: 62619 of alt.revisionism Path: nizkor.almanac.bc.ca!nizkor.almanac.bc.ca!not-for-mail From: email@example.com (Ken McVay OBC) Newsgroups: alt.revisionism Subject: The United Church of Morons Date: 5 Sep 1996 09:11:26 -0700 Organization: The Nizkor Project Lines: 78 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> References: <email@example.com> <firstname.lastname@example.org> <email@example.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: localhost.almanac.bc.ca Keywords: moron,moran X-Moran: http://www.nizkor.org/hweb/people/m/moran-tom/ In article , firstname.lastname@example.org (Mark Van Alstine) wrote: [McFee asks the moron] BTW, what "religion" are you? >He's Moranic(tm). Duh. };-> [Two men, wearing dirty, unpressed clothes, stand at the front door of a suburban home] "Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Moronic missionaries, M'am" "I don't want any, thank you." "We aren't selling anything, M'am." "I don't want any, thank you." "Moronic missionary says Moronic missionary aren't selling nuttin', and M'am say "piss off, creep!" "No I did not. I said I didn't want any." "Not long ago, Moronic missionary knock your door say aren't selling nuttin, and M'am says "piss off, crud!" "No I did not. I said I didn't want any." "Moronic missionary here save soul, M'am. Free. No charge. Moronic missionary bring free book. M'am read book, save soul." "What's it about, then?" "Moronic missionary not know - Moronics do not know read, rigiis no work all that well, M'am. Moronic missionary memorize save soul stuff, offer you free, M'am. Moronic missionary told "Piss off!" "I don't want any, thank you." "Can't fool Moronic missionary, Sir. Some short time back Moronic missionary knock door, hear "Piss off!" "I don't want any, thank you." "Lady insult Moronic missionary. Moronic missionary peaceful knock on door, nasty Joosh lady say "up yours!" "I don't want any, thank you. I told you that the LAST time you were here!" "Moronic missionary never knock this door before, yet nasty little Hobbitses say "Pissssss off, Moronic missionary, told you before!" "I don't want any, thank you. I told you that the LAST time you were here!" "NASSSTY LITTLE JOOSH WIMMINSESSS! NASSSSSSSSSSTY JOOSSSHH BABIES! NASSSSSSSSSSSSTY JOOSSSSSSSSH WIMMENSSSES. MORONIC MISSIONARY NOT LIKE NASSSSSSTY WIMMENSSSSSSSES NOT COME BACK NO MORE AGAIN!" "Thank God for that." "Knock, knock...." -- The Nizkor Project | http://www.nizkor.org/ -----------------------| Random Giwer Whoppers Served Here |-------------------------------------- http://www1.ca.nizkor.org/random-giwer-lie.cgi
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